I like buttocks pale and full as the moon. They are the pectorals of rear-end watchers. A sun-tanned backside is a sullied object, overexposed and too sure of itself. A hussy. Its every movement transmits a repulsive arrogance.
Check out the writing here. Image above is also from the blog.
I remember watching a v-log by Alvin and Vivian (remember the KL couple who filmed themselves having sex? That reminds me to give an update about them). They asked people on the street (mostly guys, straight guys): Are you more of an arse man or a tits man?